dong

Slang; see penis. Often used to describe a large penis, it can also be used to describe a "average-sized" one or a small one.

My husband's dong is tiny.
Did you see his dong?!
My dong is massive and powerful!

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Donged

To snapchat a female with a full blown erection that is visible on the screen, as long as you can, without her noticing.

Yo dude! I donged Sydney last night so bad! It took a few hours before she noticed and started to send me nudes!

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dong

1. Colloquial term for the penis.
2. An idiot. Similar to referring to someone as a cock, prick...etc

1. I have a fat dong.
2. Dave is a right dong!

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dong

Colloquial vulgar expression, referring to the male genitalia, especially the penis.

Simeon has a huge dong.

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The Dong

A reference to the Nintendo franchise Donkey Kong. The Dong is a reference to Donkey Kong himself. It is mainly used because almost all of Donkey Kong's portraits portray him with a massive erection.

Dude, the Dong expanded upon me. Thats why i lost that minigame.

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dong

A penis of unusually high weight/mass/girth.

"Did you see the size of his dong?"
"Yeah, it weighed 3 pounds!"

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dong

A slang term used by the daily fantasy writing community to describe a home run in the game of baseball

Mike Trout hit a 420 foot dong tonight

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