To goof off, procrastinate, stall, or waste time.
Quit donkey dicking around.
If you hadn't been donkey dicking around, you would've been done in fifteen minutes- not an hour.
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A guy who tries very hard to impress the ladies, often lying about his past and income. Someone who cannot hold his liquor. Someone who is nice to your face but kicks you like a jackass would, when your backs turned. A guy who ghosts women, doesn't pay his child support. Worse yet, he "isn't allowed to see his kids". The bottom of the barrel of the dating pool. A donkey dick. Sometimes known as "swinging donkey dick"
That guy Karl, he has several kids by several women, he's a real donkey dick.
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Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.
That dog smells like donkey dick!
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When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.
"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"
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smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles
damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick
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a person who you know sucks cock but doesn't want to admitt it
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Something that is worse than what is usual for something that "sucks."
This movie sucks donkey dick.
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