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Used to describe people or characters who have a flat ass
Its a square wall you can open and close. What the did you expect was gonna happen? its a door nothin much.
James: Yo what the h*ck are you doin teacher
Teacher: Slamming this door on this kids fat ass head
Something you open, by pushing or pulling, depending on what the door says to do. There is also these doors that have a ittle knob on them. You twist the knob, then push, or pull, whichever way is easiest. Then there's magical doors that sense when you are near, and open for you. Some doors have a metal bar across it that you push, some have handles to pull it open, and some have nothing, so it's a door you open from the other side. Most are locked at night, and require a key, which every doors key is different. If you cannot open a door, you are very fucking retarded.
Mike: Oh look a door. Wait, how do I open it again!?!?
Bill: Push it.
Mike: Didn't work.
Bill: Pull on it?
Mike: Nope, but I see a knob.
Bill: Twist it, then push. The knob I mean.
Mike: It worked!
Bill: Good thing it wasn't locked!
Mike: What does a locked door do.
Bill: You are so very fucking retarded if you cannot open a simple fucking door.
The act of inserting a door into oneself or another.
A: Did you know that Declan and Win like to door?
B: No, that's nasty, but what type of wood do they use?
Things you walk through.
How you get out of here?
Go through the doors.
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a door is a magical fucking thing that makes it so you can go threw walls
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best band ever! acid trip band from the 70s. Headed by a total fox jim morrison who sadly died from drugs. who cares cause he died a sexy legend!
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