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Drug dealers near you

the phrase for weird shady looking people near you

Coming soon to drug dealers near you!

by Girl that loves shipping :3 May 8, 2022


Drug Dealer Starter Kit

A Drug Dealer Starter Kit consists of the following:

A) 1 ounce of marijuana
B) 9 plastic sandwich baggies
C) 5-10 local potheads
D) 100 to 300 dollars depending on quality and inflation

Warnings:

A)Beware of self-smokage; Ration supplies
B)Never leave a bag open; it not only dries out the marijuana, but it also leaves it open to those pesky security issues.

Sorry Ralphey but the Drug Dealer Starter Kit is for ages 13 and up, you'll have to wait a couple years.

Ralphey: I'm already saving my allowance for it. (Grin)

by Mikey T January 29, 2005

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Drug Dealer Booty Call

Similar to a booty call, in which someone calls another person just for sex. A drug dealer booty call is when a drug dealer calls you with the sole purpose of asking you to buy drugs.

My dude was tripping last night calling me and asking if I need drugs. Shit I'll call him when I need the good, I'm sick of his drug dealer booty calls.

by High Like Moon May 25, 2011

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baby drug dealer

someone who sells drugs to a small group of people.

Kyle: ur not a real drug dealer
Thomas: yeah i'm a baby drug dealer, I only sell to a few people.

by eternalatakee December 15, 2020


National kiss a drug dealer day

Kissing a drug dealer. Who doesn’t like it?

I kissed Honey king on national kiss a drug dealer day!

by elivvsargas October 29, 2019


Cuban drug dealer

A drug dealer with a floral shirt and sells cocaine

Yo lookit Violet shes a cuban drug dealer

by fuucckklyfe June 13, 2016


glorified drug dealer

A glorified drug dealer is a pharmacist.

Person 1: “hey do you have any viagra??”
Person 2: “no but my moms a glorified drug dealer, I can hook you up with some”

by ITakeBenadryl August 9, 2021