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A very tall person with a great personality. Is great in bed and is a handsome person. His a people person. His educated and has a kind heart. Duan’s are ones to keep
Duane is a rather mixed bag when it comes to his personality and unique characteristics. What he lacks in some areas; he more than makes up for in others. He can quite often be found training hard in the gym - usually everyday, in fact. He enjoys doing many interesting exercises, such as squats and hip thrusts. He can usually be found doing the latter, whilst keeping eye contact with other boys around him and occasionally winking. I should also touch upon the fact that Duane does not have much worth mentioning when it comes to academia. Whilst he is more than capable of reciting his 1 and 2 times table with little to no mistakes, he tends to struggle with anything more strenuous. Duane is also a big fan of racing, animals, food and of big big bundas. He is also very competitive and annoyingly, usually wins at whatever sport/ game he is taking part in, much to the annoyance of his opponents.
Man, that Duane keeps staring at me whilst I work out. I think he’s gay.
A cock sucking ass eater the gets it in the ass from a Eugene. He tries to be cool but he looks like he went to summer camp during WWII
When you have just suffered a "Duane," or a "Duane-like" experience.
From the verb, To Duane (v) -- 1. showing up three hours early to everything, 2. Uncomfortably prying too much into female friend's plans (usually with sexual over- under- and between-tones), 3. making sexually inappropriate comments and memes.
Being Duaned is related to being Chaded, but with bikes and tattoos instead of boat shoes and beer.
Duaned:
"Ugh, Duane. Quit Duaning me! "
"I'll Duane your mouth"
... #doubleduaned
When first meeting someone getting very close to them (face to face) and saying " people of both genders find me sexually attractive"
Most effective when your an older gentleman and speaking to a man younger in age. Duane-ing some is always a proper way to make friends
A smokin' HOT man with long, beautiful hair, and huge, sexy muscles (better to choke you with, my dear 😈).... His hypnotic baby blue eyes will rock your world (and make you drop your panties).... And although he may have the devilish power of charm and ability to evoke feelings you never knew you could have so INTENSELY (like Lucifer Morningstar), his all Irish name means "Little Dark One Like God"...
Truly, Michael is the Archangel... He will fight off dragons and any evil forces which try to hurt his beloved. Michael Duane is fiercely loyal and fights for Justice. ⚖️
Aside from being a little hot-headed and stubborn, Michael is adaptable and always knows how to make people smile. Has many friends but calls them "good acquaintances"... But not to worry, it isn't so difficult to up that ranking 😎
Overall, Michael Duane is absolute DYNAMITE packed in a cute lil petite body, and you will never leave an unsatisfied customer when you request his services... He can make you laugh everyday, just by being his goobery self. He can take you over the edge, in every way/sense imaginable. He will turn your world upside down, but you'll love every minute of it😈
Never miss out on a chance to say hello and gaze into the eyes of a Wizzard called Michael Duane 💙
1. "Did you hear about Michael Duane?"
2. "No, did he die or something?"
1. "No!!! He stole someone's girl again!!!"
2. "That ridiculously sexy bastard......"