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duct tape the 8th wonder of the world n fixes everything n everything n is great for makein bags, clothes, cell phone covers, etc...
Duct tape is the best invention ever!
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Fixer of things.
If you cant fix it with duct tape, you didnt use enough duct tape.
Dave: I used the duct tape but it still wont work.
Steve: I see the problem, use more tape.
Dave: Wow, thanks Steve!
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man made material that fixes almost anything
silence is golden but duct tape is silver
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ejaculation by means of masturbation
preventative measure to reduce the risk of prostate cancer
'Flush the ducts'
The new study, published in this week’s Journal of the American Medical Association, was based on an ongoing survey covering a variety of health issues of thousands of men who were 40 to 75 when the study began in 1986. In 1992 they were asked to report the average number of ejaculations they had per month during ages 20 to 29, 40 to 49 and during the previous year. In later surveys they were asked to report if they had been diagnosed with prostate cancer.
Why are you taking so long in the bathroom, Johnny?
Im just flushing the ducts, mom!
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the thing your dad yells at your about for stealing it to fix your stuff.
also fixes anything thats broken, even if it isnt. good cover for anything you want to hide, and you can use it for making cool stuff!!
dad: wheres my duct tape?
daughter: i dont know..
dad: you do too..
daughter: i uhh used it *hold up note book cover in silvery goodness*
dad: STOP USING MY DUCT TAPE!!!!
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1)a heavy duty tape/adheasive.
Top layer: shiney, platinum-looking, thin, steached out recycled plastic bottles (mixed with paint... hence the silver color)
middle layer: woven string.
bottom layer: adheasive which bonds to mostly everything, especially when exposed to heat.
2) an exploited fashion. i would love to meet the idiot who created "ducttape fashion.com" they need to brun with all their merchendice, consittering the fact that you can just make your own damn walet out of your dad's duct tape in 5 minutes, rather than ordering it, waiting forver, and paying $30.00 for something you couldn have made for free!!! also, anyone who owns anything duct tape (ie. my wallet) look and feel like trend setters, followers, or, to be put short "posers".
steal duct tape. it fixes all.
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The greatest creation known to man and is able to make great things like: bookbags, bracelets, rings, and ties
Scott:Wow that's one fancy looking tie there Jeremy
Jeremy:Thanks I know
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