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I can’t drive to the bar because I got a DUI. So, I went to Walmart and bought me a DUI Ducati.
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Duy was born in Sparta, Greece. When he was only 5, he had began to show extraordinary skills beyond those of any other humans alive. For example, after being thrown off a cliff, he walked away with absolutely no injuries. At age 10, he had mastered every martial arts known to man. He was challenged by many people, and he walked away as the victor every time. Some believe that he discovered the holy grail at age 12, but he forgot where he had put it, and it still remains lost to this day. Another story claims that Duy was attacked by a ghost one night, and though it was suffocating him, he managed to strangle it to death. Many do not know this, but Duy was in the same college as Bruce Wayne and Peter Parker when he was 15. Probably the most famous story of Duy Do is when he was 16. He happened to stumble upon the set where Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris were choreographing their martial arts scene. There, Duy challenged both of them to a fight, and he allowed them to fight together. Chuck Norris tried to roundhouse kick Duy, but in one swift motion, Duy grabbed his leg, and easily knocked Chuck Norris out with one fist. Bruce Lee came at Duy with a flurry of punches and kicks. Duy easily maneuvered around them, and delivered a powerful kick into Bruce Lee's face, knocking him out cold. Duy was offered a part in the movie, but he refused, saying, "What? No." Throughout his whole childhood, Duy was called the most amazing person.
Duy do is undoubtedly the most powerful person alive.
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Having sex with a random girl in a random place...and getting caught
(ex) Having sex with a random girl in a Janitorial closet or on the floor of your friend's bedroom
Oh man, I can't believe I got caught by the security guard busting a duy! He walked in, told us to get out, and gave me a high five!
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Going on a social-networking site (Myspace, Facebook, LIveJournal, etc.) while drunk, high, tweaking, etc.
Arrggh! I'm in the doghouse on a social DUI. I got tanked last night and left a naaasty comment on Lisa's Myspace. It was funny as hell at the time, but now she won't talk to me.
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The parking spaces right in front of a bar. Also known as rock star parking until you get pulled over as your drunk ass tries pulls out into traffic. It's like shoot fish in a barrel for cops.
I told his stupid ass not to park in "DUI Alley" but he didn't listen. Now he's in the drunk tank downtown.
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Bicycle riding style. The old 10-speed bike with the curvy handlebars tilted upright in such a fashion as to rise to the rider in a most unnatural way.
The bike is often a vintage yellow Schwinn from the rider's days of sneaking a Hamm's or Pabst from the parent's refrigerator, and has since spanned the timeline into child support payments, AA meetings, and work release.
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