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After titty fucking your bitch, you cum on their chin. The skeet skeet beard makes him/her look similar to the "headmaster" of hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore.
Also commonly referred to as:
The Gandalf.
The Santa Clause.
Or my personal favorite: giving someone a "my grandpa."
After I gave my girlfriend a Dumbledore, I felt the need to slap her in the face with my wand.
The bitch gave me Snape. She deserved it.
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Someone who is or acts gay. Usually likes to take it in the ass.
"Why is Geoff so dumbledore? He keeps talking about playing grab ass with Bob.
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WARNING, SPOILERS:
Full name Albus Percival Wolfric Brian Dumbledore. Born around 1840-46, died 1997. Headmaster of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, in the novels by Jo Rowling. Named for the Latin for white, and an Anglo-Saxon term meaning "bumblebee", as Rowling imagined the old man humming about the school. Headed the Order of the Phoenix in both its incarnations. Campaigned for the truth about the evil Voldemort to be known, but was unimpressed by his power and pretensions; addressed Voldemort simply as "Tom" (Marvolo Riddle) whenever they met. Killed for reasons Harry Potter does not at first comprehend, but as for the question of whether we see him again, hey, this is Hogwarts, remember? Recently outed by author Rowling as gay (!!! go Jo !!!); his greatest mistake was to fall in love with Gellert Grindelwald. Wise old man who has come by his wisdom in that hallowed academy, the School of Hard Knocks. Warm, friendly, fierce when necessary, had style, truly unforgettable. Played in the movies by the late great Richard Harris (years 1&2), and subsequently by Michael Gambon. At once among the finest wizards and finest gay characters to grace the pages of fiction.
Albus Dumbledore. The only wizard Voldemort ever feared.
"Exactly", said Dumbledore, beaming once more. "Which makes you very different from Tom Riddle. It is our choices, Harry, that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities." - Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, page 245, Bloomsbury ed.
"You mean he was weak!", screamed Voldemort. "Too weak to dare, too weak to take what might have been his, what will be mine!"
"No, he was cleverer than you", said Harry, "a better wizard, a better man."
- Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows, p. 592
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Using the wizard name from harry potter to call someone dumb.
"Why would you do something like that? You're such a dumbledore I swear."
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A psycho-social attitude, where-in you categorically give people the benefit of the doubt and choose to believe the people are generally good at their core. Derived from an emulation of the actions and attitudes of Albus Dumbledore.
Person 1: "Yo why did Bob invite that dude Jay into the house? That guy is really sketchy."
Person 2: "You know Bob has a Dumbledore complex, he thinks that everyone he meets has redeeming qualities."
someone who didn't die, cuz he's fucking God
HBP: Snape raiseh his wand and pointed it directlu at Dumbledore.
"Avada Kadavra!"
A jet of green light shot form the end of Snape's wad and hit Dumbledore squarely in the chest. Harry's scream of horror never left him; silent and unmoving, he was forced to watch as Dumbledore was blasted into the air. For a split second, he seemed to hang suspended beneath the shining skull, and then he fell slowly backward, like a great rag doll, over the battlements and out of sight.
Me: STFU, you can't fucking kill Albus Dumbledore, just like they couldn't kill Jesus, Gandalf, or Aslan, cuz they're all fucking God
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The group of students at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry that decided because Professor and High Inquisitor, Dolores Umbridge would not properly equip her students with the knowledge to defend and protect themselves against dark wizards, they needed to arm themselves with charms, encantations, and spells, and have a better understanding of Defense Against the Dark Arts.
Dumbledore's Army is also referred to as the D.A. so no one can deipher what its members are discussing.
The leader is Harry James Potter. Members include: Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Hannah Abbott, Lavender Brown, Katie Bell, Susan Bones, Terry Boot, Cho Chang, Michael Corner, Colin Creevey, Dennis Creevey, Marietta Edgecombe (betrayed the D.A.), Justin Finch-Fletchley, Seamus Finnigan, Anthony Goldstein, Angelina Johnson, Lee Jordan, Neville Longbottom, Luna Lovegood, Ernie Macmillan, Padma Patil, Parvati Patil, Zacharias Smith, Alicia Spinnet, Dean Thomas, Fred Weasley,George Weasley, and Ginny Weasley.
They meet in the Room of Requirement, at random times, 1. because of all the studying and preparation required for their O.W.L.S and 2.to ensure the least risk of being caught. for Dumbledore's Army is a secret club, which no administrator can ever be informed of.
their enemies incude: The Ministry of Magic, the Inquisitorial Squad, Dolores Umbridge, Lord Voldemort, and the Death Eaters
student 1:hey you wanna come with me after potions to the boys bathroom and throw stuff at moaning myrtle?
student 2:naw man we got that.. *hushed tones* Dumbledore's Army meeting tonight remember?
student 1:bloody hell! i forgot all about it! i better get working to improve my patronum, or harry's gunna be pissed!
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