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Exclamation. "DURRRR YOU'RE AN IDIOT."
Origin: Metafilter, 2005. "Hurf Durf Butter Eater" was the self description of the notorious Metafilter user U.N. Owen when she was complaining about how people called her fat when it wasn't her fault she was allergic to exercise. Used as an noun earlier (see other entries).
Arnold: I'm not leaving this place until I get my refund!
Betty: HURF-DURF.
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Durf Clod: Similar to dingleberries but found in the durf region. Commonly occurs when you wipe from back to front.
1. While manscaping, my razor suddenly jammed full of durf clods.
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-a term usually used in a response to someone like whatever..
-also used in a way to define someone as cool or awesome
person 1: Hey man, let's go to disneyland
person 2: urf durf man
female 1: hey, what is that doug E fresh guy like?
female 2: he is like.... urf durf
female 1: no way! what a stud!
Someone who enjoys licking or sucking on the area between the vagina and anus, or the nutsac and anus.
Cory is perhaps the worlds best durf surfer; guys from all around flock to have him surf their durf.
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Stalling or delaying something for an unreasonable amount of time due to stupidity, lack of respect, inconsideration or some mash of other ridiculous reasons.
Used mostly to refer to large bureaucracies or corporations who don't care about the average citizen and delay endlessly in administrating or serving their basic needs.
I wish I could login right now, but stupid Comcast has been hurfing and durfing for days on end instead of fixing !@$# while my internet's been down. Bastards better give me a refund!
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Someone who farts in the tub and bites the bubbles
Every time my little brother takes a bath the little durf diver. Farts and. Eats the bubbles.
The fluids that your significant other finds in your underwear, while going down to give you a rim job, on a hot sultry day, which consist of ball sweat, and asshole juices. (SL 2018)
What the fuck, Richard! Did you wash your durf today? I can’t get the smell of your durf drizzle off my upper lip!