dwarf tossing

Tossing a dwarf for the entertainment of the tosser and/or the observers.

Person 1: I love watching dwarf tossing.

Person 2: You're sick.

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dwarf toe

A big toe that is significantly smaller or shorter than one's second toe.

John: Gross Dillon your big toe is a midget compared to your second toe!

Dillon: Yeah, I have a real Dwarf Toe.

Alexis: Derr!

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Dwarf Penis

A very small, grumpy Chode that is hidden by a magical enchanted forest of pubes.

Guy A "Hey, you're a dwarf penis"
Guy B "Oh yeah?'
Guy B stabs Guy A over and over again until he is nothing more than meatloaf.
Guy B "Serves you right dwarf penis."

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Danger Dwarf

Small mates who are fanatical about super heroes and cartoons (in most cases well beyond the tears of watching cartoons or superhero movies).

Short tempered (comes with the territory). At risk of saying anything at any given moment which makes them dangerous.

Would love to be a super hero.

Hence, Danger Dwarf

XXX....if you were a super hero....what would you be called?

'WHAT YA ON ABOOT MAN!!!!! Obvs Danger Dwarf' arggghhhhhhh

meat dwarf

A short dick

My brother is a meat dwarf

tossing the dwarf

Masturbating feverously.

I can't come down now, I'm tossing the dwarf.

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ass dwarf

a mythical creature from Canada that live in people's ass and when the person which houses the dwarf is in sexual intercourse,the dwarf sticks his head out and yells SHAZAM!!!!

That guy over there has ass dwarfs.

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