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The flattest ass you have ever seen.
"I was called eastern shore cause I had a flat butt"
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Similar to cock blocked, this refers to Eastern European women withholding sex from men they are in relationships with because of a silly argument. Eastern European women are known for having short tempers and often lash out at their significant others and initiate what seem like never ending sexual standoffs as a form of punishment.
I've been Eastern Blocked by Avnu since last week when I forgot to call her on Wednesday night.
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As discovered in the Film Eastern Promise by Actor Viggo Mortensen, an Eastern Promise can be defined as someone high kicking the shit out of another person while butt naked.
Wow That Guy Just Eastern Promised The Shit Outta Joe!
If you don't gimme that piece of cake I will Eastern Promise you so hard!
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the only sport that supports homosexuality and daddy's money at one time. it also is a person that loves to have a lot of orgies but only with other men.
yo im bout to go shred the slopes with the rest of the eastern skiers but first let me go hop in my dad's range rover and give a pregame blowy
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I think Dracula lives here. I don't know anything else about this place.
None of the countrys in eastern europe are famous.
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One of the most corrupt, unhealthy, God-forsaken, stigmatized, and isolated places in the USA. 99% white and extreme poverty in 20 counties. You see nothing but trailer homes for hours until you get to pikeville where coal has been confused with Jesus. The poorest people in America have been bought and sold with dirty money and blind faith. PS if you're not white be prepared to be stared at and potentially followed.
-"I'm going to eastern Kentucky this weekend to visit the medical school in pikeville."
-"That is some corrupt shit out there. Plus I thought you scored better than a 21 on your mcat, you know, because you took it when you were awake."
-"You're right, but I wanted to see what the region was really like with my own eyes since I'm a Kentucky native."
-"That's respectable, man. But be careful out there on the winding roads where people will flip you off for driving under 70 miles an hour around a pitch black curve at night. And don't take any wooden nickles!"
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Crimea is an eastern european region. It's Putin's backyard.
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