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Easton, Ma

A stereotype of a shitty rich white town, Easton is full of beautiful “parks” that are actually smoke spots that happen to have children play around during the daytime. Probably a decent amount of sexual assault here, but why would we investigate that? Convictions are a bad look for our schools.

Person 1: Hey where are you from?
Person 2: Oh, I’m from Easton, Ma.
Person 1: Where’s that
Person 2: *intentionally avoids mentioning Brockton because they don’t want to be associated with minorities* uhhhh, have you ever been to the Xfinity center?

by ResponsibleCritizen February 14, 2019

4👍 2👎


Easton Steamer

When a girl drops a steaming hot dump on your pillow right before you go to bed.

Becky left me a Easton Steamer last night and now I have to wash my hair.

by cz2100 April 21, 2010

6👍 4👎


Richard Easton

The best coach anybody could ever ask for. He's never leaving his parents couch. He never knows when not to close out even in funerals. He's forever a virgin .

RICHARD EASTON IS THE BEST CLOSER OUTER

by ball sucker123 December 13, 2018


easton r.

an amzing guy who take syour breath away every time you see him. heel give you butterlies and makes you smile whenever hes around. hell sit in the back of the class just to be next to you. hell take time away from his friends juts to be next to you. hell know almost everything about you like all your tickle spots and your most deepest secrets. hell be your closest friend for 3 years . youll date on and off in the frirst 2, but in the 3rd year youll last forever, till your married. youll talk about your future and plan everything. i love you easton so much. im glad your in my life baby!!!

"easton r. and izzy f are gonna last forever!"

by izzy.fournier.from.ROMS May 16, 2017


Lil Easton

Hes one of the upcoming artist in 🇺🇸 go listen to Lil Easton

Put on lil easton

by BML Records October 1, 2021


Lil Easton

Hes one of the upcoming artist in 🇺🇸 go listen to Lil Easton

Yo put on lil easton

by BML Records October 1, 2021


Kate Easton

The world's nicest and cutest person.

Hi! Is Kate Easton around? It's Christmas...

No, she's outside celebrating (being the world's nicest and cutest person). Merry Christmas!

by Phillip the Plant December 27, 2021