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Eclair

The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.

"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"

by Prof.Porpoise August 31, 2017


Eclair

a french dessert, puffed pastry filled with custard cream drizzled with melted chocolate on top, served cold. It does NOT mean lightning.

If I put blood in it does it make it a Scarlet Eclair?

by suckmydickisi October 27, 2022


Flaming Eclaire

When a man is about to ejaculate during sex, he pulls out..puts hot sauce on his penis, and re-inserts and finishes ejaculating inside his partner’s anus.

Ryan wanted to “spice” things up in the bedroom so he gave her a flaming eclaire.

by Mr. RD July 2, 2023


Double stuffed eclair

When you fuck a girl raw, pull out, shove a chocolate covered eclair on your cock and blow your load then make her eat it off.

I dont know if i made her cum or the double stuffed eclair put her in a diabetic seizure, but i left that fat bitch shaking.

by Bearclaw601 March 25, 2020


Reverse Eclair

A Reverse Eclair is the Sexual act of pretending to swallow cum, then pushing it into a partners mouth by french kissing them.

She got me with a Reverse EClair. I still cant get the taste out my mouth.

by Dick Lavay December 12, 2023


Vanilla Eclair

A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile

“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”

by Hampton Grey April 21, 2021


Pink eclair

Another name for the vagina.

I ate my gf's pink eclair then we went out for breakfast

by 4realazitgits March 24, 2021