The sexual act of ejaculating, keeping the semen inside your penis and then getting your dick shit on. Just like the cream filled, chocolate glaze pasty.
"Dude after I came we made an eclair!"
"I totally shit on his dick just and I ate the whole eclair!"
"Oh my god once he told me what an eclair was I put a turn right on his dick!"
a french dessert, puffed pastry filled with custard cream drizzled with melted chocolate on top, served cold. It does NOT mean lightning.
If I put blood in it does it make it a Scarlet Eclair?
When a man is about to ejaculate during sex, he pulls out..puts hot sauce on his penis, and re-inserts and finishes ejaculating inside his partner’s anus.
Ryan wanted to “spice” things up in the bedroom so he gave her a flaming eclaire.
When you fuck a girl raw, pull out, shove a chocolate covered eclair on your cock and blow your load then make her eat it off.
I dont know if i made her cum or the double stuffed eclair put her in a diabetic seizure, but i left that fat bitch shaking.
A Reverse Eclair is the Sexual act of pretending to swallow cum, then pushing it into a partners mouth by french kissing them.
She got me with a Reverse EClair. I still cant get the taste out my mouth.
A massive, engorged white penis, especially after not having sex for awhile
“Girl what’s wrong?”
“My man ain’t shit”
“Then why you won’t leave him?”
“Cuz bitch, that Vanilla Eclair too bomb”
I ate my gf's pink eclair then we went out for breakfast