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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. It is recommended that you use a plastic wrap to encase the light bulb as under pressure the bulb could break. The loss of defecation would be tremendous.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "I did the Thomas Edison...you know that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
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A Thomas Edison occurs when one takes a light-bulb,
inserts it into a woman's vagina, consequently followed by attaching a car battery to her nipples.
Attach the positive to the
left nipple, and the negative
to the right nipple.
Then, after a desirable electrocution,
you smash the light-bulb inside her,
and insert your penis in her
vagina.
The Thomas Edison was the most fun I've had in ever.
My wife is now lovering me more than ever.
I'm so lucky to have her
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A place in North Jersey where it takes you back to India. Edison has bunch of indian shops lined up together and its the haven for all indian immigrants whose trying to get away from the hussle and bussle of the curry munching country, btw it smells like curry here in Edison in every corner. Its like 50 mins away from nyc but the ppl here are so stuck ups that they act like theyre from new york. Don’t buy anything from here cause you finna be scammed.
Mom: Hey beta we are going saree shopping in Edison.
The kid: Nooo not again we went for the fourth time this month!
Mom: shut up, chup chap, get in the car!
Just go to Edison NJ to witness and soak it all in. 🛺
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Find a lamp, place on floor…procure yourself onto the lamp. inserting light bulb into rectum. Turn on light…you will find the heat stimulating….possibly “milking the prostate” or stimulating the G-Spot. Generally, you should wrap the light bulb in some sort of plastic wrap to ensure that if the bulb does break you don't lose your capacity to excrete permanently.
Sean~ "OMGOMGOMGOMGOGMOMGOG dood call the doctor"
Jim~ "Shit dood...what happened?"
Sean~ "The Thomas Edison...that guy's full of shit...and we're outta saran wrap."
Jim~ "Gayboat"
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Honestly, not one mention of the actual man Thomas Edison on the entire site?
Thomas Edison invented EVERYTHING, show a little respect!
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OMG HES SO FREAKIN HOTT. He is a Chinese R&B/Pop/Hip Hop artist who's latest album is Hazy: the 144 hour project. He has been in many films including my favorite The Vampire Effect (also known as the Twins Effect). He also did a cameo with Jackie Chan in The Medalion. He appeared as a waiter.
He is hott..I want to see him sing or act with Hong Kyung Min, another hot singer but he is Korean.
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OK, everyone gives Thomas Edison crap for being credited with the invention of the lightbulb, even though he wasn't the first to come up with that idea, but I feel that that is undeserved because he has a further 1,092 patents under his name, including the video camera and the phonograph. So suck on that, haters.
Thomas Edison invented 1,093 things. How many have you invented?
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