Elder Juice

juice of an elder

man, thats a lot of elder juice
that elder has a lot of elder juice

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Tribal Elder

A respected man in African villages that (normally has aids) has sex with the village people and travels far to have sex with other africanites to impregnate them with aids babies so that they can further spread aids unknowingly.

Tribal Elder: Hey Babe i'm da motherfuckin tribal elder fuck my black 14 inch cock you whore!!!!! 8================>

Babe(black bitch): OK I SUCK YUM COC CUM IN MA EYE

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elder-shmelter

Opposite of cougar

Playboys are elder-shmelters

The Elder Swear

A swear so ancient it deafens anyone who is to hear it. It is 83 letters long and includes phrases such as hippopotamus

and Mickey Mouse.

Friend 1: “Dude what’s the elder swear?”

Friend 2: “**********************************mickeymouse*****************hippopotamus**********************”

Urban Elder

A person who purposefully changes meanings of words on Urban Dictionary to confuse elderly people

"Hey John, was the game last night snozzberry to you, too?"
"What?"
"Was it snozzberry?"
"Did you just get Urban Elder-ed?"

tight elder

A Tight Elder is a diamond formation in the Beer Pong game with both middle cups in contact with each other, making 4 total cups.

Jason: yo give me a Tight Elder re-rack

Michael: Elder? Y’all can’t make cups.

Elder Douche

An old guy with douche like characteristics, including but not limited to:
An Earring
Sleaveless Shirts
Tattoos on the Biceps
Ed Hardy Shirts
Blue Tooth in the ear
Excessive Jewelry

The gym was overrun by Elder Douche tonight.