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While performing a rim job on someone, they are overwhelmed with diarrhea ejecting it into your mouth until it comes out of your nose and sprays onto their body.
My boyfriend was really awful at eating so I pounded a bottle of laxatives and gave him an angry elemental.
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When you're not too controversial. You're slightly cheeky as part of your natural wittiness and banter.
Person 1: "I can't believe you actually said that in front of him?!"
Person 2: "What can I say?! I possess an element of cheek!"
Every year, school districts across the United States must learn the chemical symbol of 71 elements on the periodic table in an elaborate "challenge science" course offered to those who took the "challenge by choice."
The competition is a quick paced game that allows only the quickest writers and top studiers to win a Texas road house gift card. The game is played by your teacher typing 5 elements or their symbols on the smart board, and you must write the opposite (element or symbol) as fast as possible. Two people play against each other at a time, and it is in the form of a tournament. It is an extremely competitive competition and many teachers offer after school practice.
Bob: I am so ready for the element madness championship tomorrow! Who do you think will win?
Sally: Well Joe broke his right hand, so I'm gonna go with Kaitlyn.
One of the three specialization branches of World of Warcraft class Shaman, the elemental shaman is a fearsome foe. Having lower cast times, cooldowns and higher critical hit chances with lightning spells than his restoration and enhancement compatriots, as well as the ability to cast one 100% critical, "mana-free" spell every three minutes, this character must strictly be avoided in battlegrounds, especially if they have the right gear and crit you almost every time he attacks.
OMG that elemental shaman pwned me again before I could touch him.
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When your proving a friend wrong and go to an online dictionary, find out your wrong, and proceed to Inspect Element the right answer just to prove that your friend is stupid and wrong.
Me and my friend are arguing about how to spell a word so I went to the online dictionary and Inspect Element that shit.
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A revival of Elemental 3 played using a Discord bot. A quick search and you'll find an invite link to the discord server hosting the game.
Person 1: I played Elemental On Discord but I'm wondering why there is no #play7
Person 2: You can't know about #play7, for you shall perish.
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Boron, the 5th element on the periodic table, symbol "B". Used in weak acids and some alloys.
Teacher: "Give me the name of the fifth element on the periodic table"
Student: "Thats easy, its Boron"
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