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Elves

Idiots

I hate Elves. They are weak.

by Dwarfs April 26, 2023


Elves

Christmas dwarfs
A jolly dwarf with pointy ears

Frank: Hey did you see Santa's elves?
Tim: Ya, I love little Christmas dwarves

by A jolly mf'r January 28, 2023


BDSM elves

The faction seen in the series Total War Warhammer II and III, with the in-game faction name of the dark elves. It's legendary lords include: Morathi, Lokhir Fellheart, Malekith, Crone Hellebron, Malus Darkblade, Rekarth. The term was coined by a well known youtuber "@Reggiegames".

Fuck I hate playing against the BDSM elves!

Bro have you heard Reggie played as the BDSM elves?!

by T'aint right March 26, 2024


Cardboard Elves

Elves disguised as recycling men who come to steal your cardboard for the use of building forts.

Aww man, the cardboard elves took our cardboard again!

by yes?no..maybe February 21, 2011


action elves

To intercept a mans sack and fill it with snowballs; sex act

My girl Tiffany just did an action elves on me last night.

by patriots876 December 18, 2017


Elving

when two little gay men rub their acute wieners together for hours until one climaxed

Dude, I walked in on James and Albert elving last night. I wanna end it.

by yourgaydad May 28, 2024


Elving

Elving is a great guy. He is polite, kind and very caring. He will make you laugh until you pee on your pants. It's great to talk to him about your problems and anything else in life. He has great hair that flows in the wind and a powerful smile that conquers everyone (even men). If you make him angry, he will hide like a turtle.

He is very easy to talk to and is excellent at video games. He will eat all your food and maybe your mom too. Be careful, he may want to steal your babies and raise them as his own because he doesn't want to wait 9 months to have a child. He loves dogs.

Elving is a stylish guy. He has good smells. He gives good advice. And he gives big hugs too.

If you are mean to his friends, he will get you back. He loves jokes. He likes to be with people to joke badly with others, but in the end he is very funny. When he falls in love, he gives everything for the love of his life, and loves that person to the end.

Be his friend or you will regret it!

Elving likes to have pets
Elving loves to eat
How Elving loves to fall in love with me

by Elving November 24, 2021