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A hot ass girl who is always thick. She is pretty, and funny, chill, but she can be rude. But overall she is the best person to be around
You know a emerson? Damn your lucky!
An awesome rack on a girl
as in "em er some" nice ones
Barrett said to Patrick "Check out those emersons on her!!!"
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Using physiological analysis in sentences at random times because of talking about topics previously in Dr.Emersons Psychology class.
His emersonitis is making him smarter than the average person out of nowhere.
an emerson is the kind of person who will send memes back and forth with you all day. they will send you the most relevant memes specifically found for you that they have hand picked out.
if you meet an emerson keep them forever they are so amazing.
but emerson’s are also gamers and love to just chill and vibe out with you.
girl 1: woah this guy sent me the funniest meme and it is so me!
girl 2: woah, he must be an emerson
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Emerson is by far the worst appliance company ever. Their TVs don't have the right buttons on them, their appliances are flimsy pieces of shit, and they sell things in the US and yet its impossible to contact their customer service outside of Canada. Seriously try, they block your phone calls most of the time.
Customer: My television doesn't have an input button and the flimsy remote broke! What do I do?
Emerson customer service: Sorry, I'm too busy anally raping my fellow Canadians to respond right now.
Customer: What can I do about my broken iPod Alarm Clock?
Emerson customer service: Not email me, Thats for Canadians only.
Customer: Emerson Electronics can drink my bodily fluids.
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a cesspool in bergen county, nj
I drove through emerson yesterday and it smelled and looked like shit.
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An extremely talented drummer and artist. He has a beautiful hat collection. Going along with how talented he is he is also very attractive. He is one of the sweetest humans I’ve ever met he is just perfect
Emerson Barrett is the sweetest human ever!
Friends 2: I know! When I hugged him for a picture afterwards he said “aw that was like a cute little sleepy prom picture!” He is so precious