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a college where lots of skinny brunettes walk around talking on cell phones and where the annual budget for tulips would make Ivana Trump blush
Emory University, the Harvard of the south, has way too many girls from Long Island.
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Jack: Hey did you see that article in the Emory Wheel?
Cruz: yo that shit is fake news!
Also known as Oxford College of Emory University.
A two year school located on Emory's original campus. After graduating, students continue on as juniors at Emory's main campus.
People actually smile at you at Little Emory. Maybe it's because they have higher IQ's.
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A species of Atlanta slut that frequents Moe's and Joe's on Tuesday nights. Often found coked up on Daddy's dime, sprawled out on the floor of a bathroom getting date raped by a pre-law frat boy. Expect to see fake bake and pearls.
A classier counterpart to FSU's Potbellie's slut.
Hey Emory sluts! Would you like a pearl necklace to go with your pearl necklace?
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to fart at an undesired time or place
also to fart when it is dead silent
A small college in the middle of Nowhere, GA, that nobody has heard of... even at Emory.
"My boyfriend goes to Little Emory."
"Where?"
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Emory's Law states that if a person, place, or thing, does exist, will exist, or used to exist, someone will find a reason to hate it.
Alex: I hate Emory's law
Benson: I hate that they're building a new dam.
Craig: I hate how the Soviet Union ran its country.