emotionally constipated

Without emotion. When one cannot express emotion for the life of them. Its like being constipated minus the shit. You just fail to show emotion towards anything. You just can't be emotional. Unlike actual constipation this does not go away after time.

Most men are emotionally constipated. Get used to it :)

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emotionally torn

To have your emotions all over, mixed up & depressed suffering from heart break.

He’s emotionally torn from la vida loca.

Emotionally thicc

The mindset of being thicc without the physical properties of being thicc.

oh boy, becca sure is Emotionally thicc today~.

emotionally disheartened

~ oh as the stars and the skies quell before my hunger for desperate attention.

~society's bitch
the end.

"see how 'im emotionally disheartened!"

Emotionally Vomit

When someone lets negative life experiences pile up; resulting in a massive explosion of emotion directed at another person (the victim). Emotional Vomit, or E.V., is filled with unfair personal insults, twisted interpretations of events, and anger towards the victim.
E.V. can be witnessed in overly dramatic, attention seeking, needy females. However, males may also have this unfortunate personality trait, usually called a “Shit Tornado”.
E.V. leaves the victim feeling abused, resentful, and most of all vomited, and or, shit upon. The victim may suddenly feel the urge to shower after enduring an E.V. episode, as if they had just been “ass raped”.

“Sara returned home from a rough day of cheer leading and blowing off homework. As her parents tried to gently suggest she was past her curfew, yet again, she suddenly felt and irresistible urge to Emotionally Vomit all over their asses”

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Emotionally retarded

Someone who is unable to u derstand the emotions or others, or know how to respond to another person in an emotional situation.

Wife: “dinner is ready”
Husband “oh about that...here’s a picture of the cat” (emotionally retarded)

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emotionally celibate

The state or condition of not giving a fuck.

John: "I'm emotionally celibate about this whole situation."
Mike: "You're what?"
John: 'I'm emotionally celibate. I don't give a fuck."

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