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A term used to describe a mentally retarded cat that has the ability to fly by moving its tail in a circular motion. Once in the air, erics are known to land ontop of statues to catch and eat birds. Once they get the taste of blood, they turn into a form of vampire and attack fat people.
Omg! dude last night I saw an eric fly by!!
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Eric. The greatest guy to ever grace planet Earth. His laughter is infectious, and his smile is the sweetest. If you are even remotely attracted to him, it grows at great speeds thanks to his wondrous sense of humor, and his kind demeanor. He plays sports, so his body is really well fit too. He tries to lighten up a somber atmosphere, and he most likely always succeed. He knows when to stop his jokes and let the solemn mood to stay as needed. He cares deeply for those he loves and those who love him. He always tries to do his best to slap a smile on everyone's face, even if he couldn't find his that day. It can be troubling, especially when he fakes his happiness to make others at ease. It'd have to be something that hurts him deeply enough to show his sadness and grief to a person. Whenever he's angry, you best not fuel his fire. If you find yourself making him angry, you should leave him alone to cool off.
At first you'll be too blinded by his lovely, out going public persona, but once you get to know him deep enough, when he decides to fill you into his heart, only then will he be more willing to show you his more vulnerable, fragile side. He'll expose his weak traits whether he wants to or not, but that will only make him more endearing. He's the complete package, as a friend or lover, he's fit for all.
In conclusion, if you find yourself an Eric like this one, you should keep him around, as a friend or a lover. He's one of the most admirable people you'll ever meet.
Eric is always so happy. I wonder how he does it.
Eric is such a great friend.
I wish I could find my own Eric.
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The best person ever, the guy that gives the girl head.
"Eric, gets every known woman near"
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Eric has a large penis and gets all the girls he wants and flexes on all poor ass hoes with fire crocks.
Eric is a brave boy (never a pussy) and never gives up on his useless dreams.
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He is the type of guy a girl would want to have as a best friend. He is caring, lovable, charming, a baller, attractive, tall, and overall perfect. He will always be by your side no matter what. he is the guy that would cheer you up on a bad day, and make you laugh so hard you cry <3 He is amazing. I love you!
me: Eric are you my bff?
eric: No, i am ur best friend for eternity :)
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