burt and ernie

to sit unreasonably close to your friend when there is plenty of room elsewhere

I looked down at the long strech of open bench, and wondered why my friend was trying to make us into burt and ernie

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Bert and Ernie

Ernie Bery

Bert hi
Ernie hi Bert and Ernie

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Bert and Ernie

A girl who is having a threesome with two guys, gets them rock hard and then leaves to get condoms, never returning, leaving two erect men in a room alone together.

-"I pretty much used these douchebags for drinks all night and when we got back to their place.."
-"You fucked them?"
-"Nope, Bert and Ernie."

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ernie orange

the color a person gets when they over tan, fake bake, or use self-tanning cream where the color does not look right most obvious in the winter months in the midwest. Named after the Sesame Street character of the same name and color; oompa loompa

Who is Esme trying to fool? It's winter... in Minnesota... pretty sure we don't have sun or beaches... she looks redic! Doesn't she know she's ernie orange?

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Bert and Ernie

refers to an usually fat middle-aged woman's saggy rack, supposedly because they resemble the character Bert from the children's TV show Sesame Street's long oval-shaped head.

That old fattie sure has a pair of Bert and Ernie's.

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Bert and Ernie

Two friends where one is tall and skinny and the other is short and round, and both are usually kind of nerdy

“These two Bert and Ernie types kept trying to buy us drinks, and I was like, you couldn’t buy me enough alcohol to get me to go home with you.”

Ernie Stu

A pejorative term created within and used by the TTRPG community(specifically the D&D and OSR Community) to describe one of the most toxic elements within the community.

Ernie Stu
When the DM/GM projects themselves on an NPC so that they become the hero of the story.

It is used to describe that snowflake character that the Dm/Gm is running.

"Ernie Stu" is used instead of “Mary Sue” or “Gary Stu” within the TTRPG Community.

Ernie Stu is however a placeholder with in the community due to the possibility of misgendering a character or person. The only stipulation for the eventually gender neutral or multiple gender specific variants is that the name or names must include “Ernie” in the name in it( anagrams are acceptable).

When a Gatekeeper attacks a party member, we all roll initiative.

" That NCP is such an Ernie Stu"
"That DM is notorious for creating Ernie Stu's"
"That DM isn't just a gatekeeper, they create Ernie Stu's"