only the man (or dilf) with the fattest, most juicy thick 12-inch monster cock on planet earth
"his dick was soo big, not as big as Erwin Smith's tho"
sucky sucky now! big thighs lemme sit 💃 ass up for that man
commander erwin smith is so fine
When you say Erwin or have a friend named Erwin that means he's a savage but a really BAD boy friend he probably gets dumped a lot cause he's so mean
1.are u gonna ask Erwin out
2.eww no
He gives his best.
But he doesn‘t see how beautiful he actually is.
He tries to act unbothered, but you can feel his love. He tries to be distant, but you can still feel his present. When he compliments you, he really means it.
He is not a man of many words, but of consistency and knowledge.
He still is waiting for someone, who will truly listen and care for him.
I want to be that person, but I cant tell him, how much I love him.
I just wanna hold the moment before it‘s too late.
Please don‘t leave.
Person 1: I don‘t like his jokes.
Person 2: Those aren‘t jokes, he hides his true feelings within them. I understand Erwin.
The type of guy to to snitch on you for pussy and still get no pussy.
Guy 1: Wow I can't believe Erwin told that girl about our group chat!
Guy 2: Don't worry bro, it's not like he's going to smash .
Guy 1: Haha yeah, you're right. He is such an incel .
Funny , sometimes he fucks up but he always learns and is always smiling!! Funniest/ Friendly , most likely a Virgo . Horny 150% of the time and is very creative and outgoing
- Who is going to the concert?
: Erwin is going with me.
- LESSSSS GOOOOO