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When you become Eskimo Bros at the same time.
Caleb and Matt always wanted to be Eskimo Bros, so they made an Eskimo Sandwich with a hottie they picked up at the bar.
Bro 1: Hey, you take er from the back, I'll go to town from the front.
Bro 2: totally. Whoa bro, we just made an Eskimo Sandwich, right on!
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Female who wears hoodies, scarves, booty shorts with leggings, and boots with da fur.
Not to be confused with a regular eskimo, the Desert Eskimo attends Arizona State University where she complains that she can't wear her typical bikini and high heels to school when temperatures drop lower than 70 degrees. Desert Eskimos take their look very seriously and will have a complete breakdown if splashed by a puddle of rain water.
Looking at the weather this morning, the Desert Eskimos will be out in full force at ASU.
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When two men have had sex with the same woman.
After Billy Bob Thornton and Brad Pitt both had sex with Angelina Jolie, they became Eskimo bros.
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The experience of having a sexual intercourse with an eskimo thot in the bleak cold tundra and your dick freezes in an erect position and cannot return flacid. Hence she breaks it off and uses it as a dildo for future use.
Yo Mom I don't have a dick anymore cuz I was put though an eskimo freezer last night.
The Eskimo groom is the last person to have sexual relations with the bride prior to her dating her soon to be husband.
My buddy is the Eskimo groom of a girl we knew in college. She got her life together soon after and met her future husband.
when someone puts baby powder on their asshole,then farts on someone else's nose.
When two males acknowledge having been intimate with the same female and remain on good terms, the men are now bonded by having shared the same igloo at one time or another.
This can lead to perks by making the information known to other males who you can network with.
Male 1: "Yea man, I got us a hook up at the show tonight, we don't have to pay cover"
Male 2: "Sweet, how'd you score that?"
Male 1: "Me and the door guy are eskimo brothers, remember that blonde girl from last weekend?"
Male 2: " props
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