A school where nobody gives a shit about your mental health, where breathing is expensive, steeze is reduced and garri is always the way. They always find a way to strip you of your money and don't care if you die the next second.
Boy: Mum, what's the greatest punishment a man can ever suffer
Mom: Evangel University.
A person or someone who identifies as a well mannered Christian. This tends to be in the WELs denomination. They may seem to practice what they preach but, they are playing you like a lute. What they actually do tends to be hypocritical and not what is expected.
"You had sex, drunk a beer out of a keg, and then drove home while listening to Luke Combs?" You play these people, you Evangelical Lute.
“Christians” who worship politics.
The Evangelicals’s obsession with politics causes them to break the first commandment.