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Everetts Dick

A dick the size of Mount Everett: approximately 2600 feet

You know Jason? He's got an Everetts Dick.

by abouttogetbannedforaninsidejok February 8, 2017

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Everett, MA

A neighborhood that is part of Boston, MA. Home of the sickest sports teams (can you say Crimson Tide?!) and drug scene galore. It's a pretty diverse area but is slowly being taken over by stereotypical NO ENGLISH Brazilians that everyone wants to kick. The cops suck and have nothing better to do but rag on kids who just wanna skate (RIP Everett Skate Park) instead of worrying about the hundred wife-beaters and rapes going on.

There's a few main places where everybody hangs out in one time or another. Glendale Park, slowly turning into a campus, after they blew out the sledding hill to build a monster of a school. Lots of stabbings and drug deals done here. I bet you've all spent at least an hour in Walgreen's parking lot too, across from Everett House and the 983572 nail salons. Tina's will screw you over, FYI.

You'll find that most of the guys are either hardcore skaters or thugs. Or maybe skate rats and wiggers, you'll find those too. Lots of them. As for girls, you'll see all the muffin top Brazis and the orange tanned chicas with their Sidekicks in one hand and ice coffee with nineteen sugars in the other. A fraction of both genders are decent people, a pretty good amount of artistic talent around here, but not much. Lots of people from Malden and Revere come here. We're all sort of a little community, in a way.

You got food, drugs, lots of STDs, and hardly a shred of American-speaking citizens left here. Enjoy it while you can.

Alex Filho's kind of a celebrity here too. Another Skater Brazi.

"You wanna get trashed man? Get loaded up on weed and X and eight types of AIDs all the same night?!"
"Yeah man! Let's go to Everett, MA!"

by everettlawlz May 26, 2007

98πŸ‘ 102πŸ‘Ž


Dirty Everett

When a girl is recieving the world's best mustache ride, while taking a 9 iron in the ass.

Of course I'll call him again, he gave me my first Dirty Everett.

by MrDownside May 1, 2020

9πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


jack everett

a strong leader that sticks up for other people and he will always put others first. lovely eyes and hair. good at sports, he isn't arrogant. girls drop even when he is standing. he will fight to protect his friends and family

Jack Everett is a strong boy/man

by hi there, how are you? December 27, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Everett, WA

A city in Washington, about 50 miles North of Seattle. It rains a lot.

I live in Everett, WA, it rains a lot.

by mattsvalentine January 10, 2011

36πŸ‘ 46πŸ‘Ž


everett pa

everett is a small shithole town in southern pa. teens from everett are either rednecks, soundcloud rappers, druggies, or (wannabe) athletes. most popular thing to do around everett is steal road signs and play basketball at west providence. if you’re not doing one of those, you’re sitting in your bathroom playing with yourself. other than that, everyone rides around in their clapped out shitboxes sitting at sheetz for hours at a time. everyone decides to say fuck everett but nobody can blame them either. oh, P.S. OIP is better then BestWay

everett pa-Yo bro... wanna go to everett to hang out? Nah, man, i’d rather sit inside and do some hard drugs!

by fbgm69420 January 30, 2021


Everett latte

A very underrated musical artist on Spotify, SoundCloud, pretty much on anything.

Everett Latte just made a new song!

Did you hear Everett Latte’s new album?

by Dunti July 17, 2023