the 26th of every month

NATIONAL RANBOO DAY!!

Me: happy national Ranboo day bestie 🤪
Them: yes, Ranboo.

Me, Yes, the 26th of every month🤩

A Thorn For Every Heart

First of all, I'd like to start with; why am I the first to write a definition?

One of the best bands every. Call them emo if you like. From Chino Hills, California. Four-man band with (I think) two albums out. And are awesome.

Me: I love A Thorn For Every Heart.
You: Whhaat?

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Every Thursday Ever

Nation throw your shortest friend into the lake day

Hey look it's Every Thursday Ever, time to throw my friend into the lake.

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after every meal

a phrase used to describe something that is done very often, modeled after "Floss your teeth after every meal."

Tod's mom hates having hair on her legs so she shaves after every meal.

That girl is the school slut, she has sex after every meal.

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Every hole's a goal

(Chiefly British) Perhaps alluding to soccer/football, this is the ribald motto, usually, of men who have been much drinking alcohol together... The resultant inebriation makes them extremely indiscriminate of the target for their ever-increasing horniness.

Rugby player #1: "Nigel, with one more Guinness down your neck, you're liable to go home with a tranvestite!"

Rugby Player #2: "Ay, mate, every hole's a goal, as they say. Cheers!"

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every blue moon

Something happening not very often; every once in a while; very rarely.

My teacher assigns homework every blue moon.

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For every bae, there is a boo.

The phenomenon in which every attractive bish with a booty has a douchey boyfriend nearby.

"i was at the bowling alley and I saw this really cute girl, but then she turned and hugged her boyfriend – sigh. For every bae, there is a boo."

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