post-expiration chug

when drinking milk you though was going to bad on a certain day, but you learned that day was some time ago.

Person: "Uh oh, my milk is going bad today!"

Bob: "Well give it an expiration chug!"

Person: "Gulps" "Dude, im thinking that was a post-expiration chug"

*Loud Barf"

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expired mayo packet

Something to call white people when they don’t behave

You’re dumb ugly Expired mayo packet

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Expired Bag of Douche

1-A douche bag to the ultimate extreme.

2-A used douche bag.

3-A person whom is unaware of their douche bag status.

That dude is wearing basketball shorts, a popped collar, sunglasses, and tivas with socks. I think he even has Dr Dre as his ring tone.. What an expired bag of douche!

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Gay Past the Expiration Date

A term for someone who should have come out a long time ago, who is now (and will always be) just awkward. People who are "GPED" can be of any age or gender, the "expiration date" is different for everyone. It's refers more specifically to the general sense of awkwardness some people have, not their age or situation in life.

Armando is a nice enough guy, but I wouldn't date someone who's Gay Past the Expiration Date.

New York City Expiration Date

Hipsters and wannabe urbanites who move from suburban wastelands to NYC believing they will make it big in business, Broadway, or some other NY industry. Eventually, these mid-western suburbanites leave NYC generally after 1-2 years, after they realize they can't take the fast paced culture of NYC, get frustrated, and move to a more laid back city out west (Los Angeles, Seattle, or even back home). Those who expire are generally replaced with another hipster-suburbanite, who will eventually reach his/her expiration date, and the cycle continues.

Hipster E. village kid from Washington: Hey wheres Thom?

Hipster from Idaho: Oh, ya, Thom reached his New York City expiration date, he Got the F*** out before he reached his breaking point.

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Bee Swarm Simulator Codes (Expired) (Part 1)

Expired codes for Bee Swarm Simulator!
Soup, General, ThoseEyes, NotHoney, Decaboost, DontUseThisJelly, OnettJelly, Nonchalant, Change, Keen4, Friday, PandaPower, Arizona, AccentMaster, Tabby, JellyHill, MischiefMaker, Meow, CornSyrup, 100MilVisits, Xanthan, Gel, LateNightGumdrops, Afternoon, PreUpdate, SugarRush, GummyBoost, ClubJellies (club exclusive), Pectin, Tapioca, ThnxCyaBoost, Whoops, Reboot, MillionMembers (club exclusive), Shutdown, 1MoreTime, ClubSnacks (club exclusive), SaleEnd, Reboots, CookieClub (club exclusive), FruitSalad, NikTacAttack, MegaMittens, RoyalRobzi, PumpkinOfJustice, Summer, GremlinGoodies, OodlesOfNoodles, WealthClock1, PuppyPerk, Noobasha+, ThatGuysCrew, FruitMachine, RobziRobot, Berlin, AceUnhatched, SunBearSendoff, TrickOrTreat, GravyCatFan, YTFMMoons, Elladiely, DarzethDonation, TeraBriteFlight, 12HourGeneral, CantSleep, Waiting, 1MFavorites, HasteHelper, SunSample, ExtraPass, Club Party, MoonMiracle, HappyNewYear, kot?kbean (club exclusive), MayruTreats, Unity, Starch, MinhMaMaMoons, RobziRampage, DarzethPack, GummySausage (club exclusive), ExoExtract, RedCatBee, GravyGoodies, MagicMittens, Willgoold, ThatGuyGift (club exclusive), SDMittens1T, AceUnhackedLoot, ByeBeeBear, PingBoost, NoobashaBonus, BeesmasCheer, TeraTreasure, RebootBoost, Discord50K, Crafty, AnniversaBee, Reboooot, Shhhh, FeelingLucky, TallTallMountain, BloxyBoost, BeeMine, Trying.

Bee Swarm Simulator Codes (Expired) (Part 1)

Expired Strawberry Yogurt

When you creampie your girl after barebacking a street hooker and finish in her, the pairing of chlamydia and your semen combines to make a strawberry yogurt looking liquid that has now caused her to get chlamydia as well.

Damian: Bounce that ass back baby
Emily: Ohh yasss, creampie me 😛
Damian: Awww shiii I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust I'm boutta bust
Damian: Awwww hell nawww, my jizz pink
Emily: Yummy strawberry yogurt, *eats*
Damian: Nawww that's expired strawberry yogurt honey