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When you're stuck at the bar without a ride so you decide to walk a few miles home
Guy 1: Damn I don't see a cab anywhere
Guy 2: I guess we're taking the Reebok express tonight
The act of two midwesterners talking to the first person they meet in a bar and leaving within 5 minutes to go have sex.
Did they know each other beforehand or was it a Midwest express?
When a group of Gannon University students procede to "train" a girl. They do this while making train noises, with the "engine" of the train wearing the Knight mascot uniform holding a sword. The girl who is getting "derailed" from behind is shoveling coal to fuel the engine.
There is also the conductor who stands to the side and sells tickets for other students to board the train.
Each member who participates in the GU express receives a punch in their ticket to prove their involvement in the sexual maneuver
DUDE, we totaly gave that chick the GU Express!
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When a group of men, ten or more, line up naked, on their hands and knees, as a train. The first male is the engine. The last male is the caboose. The men in the middle are the cars. The cars connect to each other by shoving a one or more fingers up the ass and fondling the prostate of the male in front of each man in the train. The Prostate Express then can move about the room as desired.
Howard held an awesome all male sex party. He invited fifteen guys over and they all hooked up in a Prostate Express and tracked around the house in circles saying "I think I can. I think I can" until they all blew their loads.
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A jetstream from Hawaii and Canada that picks up dirt and mixes it with marijuana in a special way that produces powerful weed.
Bob: Ey dude, where'd you get that bud from this weekend?
Tom: Straight from the Pineapple Express man, top of the line shit.
Bob: How much for a dime?
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Pineapple Express, a high-grade form of marijuana that is extremely rare. True weed smokers appreciate the delicate and sweet characteristics and only smoke this herb on special occasions.
Also known as, Pineapple Diesel, or P-Deez.
"It's almost a shame to smoke that Pineapple Express; it's like killing a unicorn."
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A type of marijuana that is grown out of some kids asshole. Due to it's overwhelming popularity, on the street it sells for $30 a nug. The plant usually has to be pulled out by the vines (due to it combining with the anal pubic hairs) in order for more seeds to be planted. Easy to identify due to it's pungent odor. This plant requires no sunlight or water, everything is provided by anal fluids.
"Dude I got some CE for this weekend." "That smells like shit!" "I know bro that means it's fresh."
"Duuudddeeee Miiiiikkke that's too much Calvi Express your so fucked man!"
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