eyelash extension dysmorphia

When you have no eyelash extensions and feel and look like a bald rat !

I have no lashes, i have eyelash extension dysmorphia 😭

Louisiana Extension Cord

the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.

John Deer and Jane Doe has a steamy sex session ending it with a Louisiana extension cord.

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Harvard Extension School

Harvard Extension School is sometimes referred to being a school for wanna be school for Harvard Rejects. However turns out it can still get you into a decent Law School, or even medical school

Chang Says to strict parents "mom, dad I got accepted into Harvard!"
Parents "YAAAY"
Chang 4 years later "Mom, Dad I actually went to Harvard Extension School, but still got into Princeton Law!"
Paents "RAWWWWW YOU GO STUDY HARDER"

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knock the back door in and put the extension up

Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.

Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"

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I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.

Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension

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The extension cord

Another Slang for the PLUG

I can’t wait til the extension cord gets straight I’m going to re up

Penis extension

A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.

“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”