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When you have no eyelash extensions and feel and look like a bald rat !
I have no lashes, i have eyelash extension dysmorphia 😭
the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.
John Deer and Jane Doe has a steamy sex session ending it with a Louisiana extension cord.
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Harvard Extension School is sometimes referred to being a school for wanna be school for Harvard Rejects. However turns out it can still get you into a decent Law School, or even medical school
Chang Says to strict parents "mom, dad I got accepted into Harvard!"
Parents "YAAAY"
Chang 4 years later "Mom, Dad I actually went to Harvard Extension School, but still got into Princeton Law!"
Paents "RAWWWWW YOU GO STUDY HARDER"
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Polite euphemism for anal sex, just crying out to be written into an updated Carry On film based around DIY enthusiasts.
Jack Douglas : "I'll be finished as soon as I've knocked her back door in and put me extension up"
Sid James : "Hwar har har!"
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A phrase strongly stating that you do not wish, nor desire to oblige the current situation that is presented towards you.
Cult Leader: hey man, can you video tape me in my basement with my uhhh.. nephew?
Man: I'm not touching that with a 20 foot pole and a 40 foot extension
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I can’t wait til the extension cord gets straight I’m going to re up
Not the plug, but the one who got plugged in by the plug
Hey I'm at my plugs house, still waiting tho so when he get it I'll get mine n be on the way...<cplehourslater> hey bro my plug needs a pound, he's got a rack on it and can pay the rest tomorrow when his check comes... (need I say more) HAHA yeah I can get it but I don't wanna meet that dude tho, he ain't a plug he an extension cord n I don't need no more ofem