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Girl who wears fake eyelashes on a regular basis, not just on special occassions. She is as fake as her eyelashes. Fake hair extensions, fake nails, fake tan, lots of make-up, lots of fake accessories...etc. Her main goal in life is to find a sugar daddy to support her fake habit. Girls can see right through them but guys are blinded by the fake beauty. If she took all the "fake" off, she would just be another washed-up plain jane.
She ignored the seemingly average guy until she saw his new ride, that's when the fake eyelash girl instantly befriended him.
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v. to cut the hair on ones asshole in order to remove a painful, rock-hard piece of shit that has become entrapped in the jungle
Cristof was busy cutting the brown-eyelash, when he should have been sleeping with his woman. The pain was just unbearable.
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May 6 is eyelash appreciation day when girls and guys get to embrace their eyelashes
boy : yo g it’s may 6
girl: OMG ITS EYELASH APPRECIATION DAY
Funnehs eyelash that was lost in the mountains and is dearly missed 😔🕊
Funnehs comments: R.I.P kats missing eyelash
there once lived a nut, that roamed the rabid plains of the EYELASHES!!!! he roamed so far that he went to go buy sum emphazyma, but he found a waste basket and died of a heart stroke. Sad story. The zebras soon came and devoured his whole body untill he soon met up with a man named Loquizno. He speared the zebras and went home to eat wild rice on his restroom floor.
get your nuts off my eyelashes for you ruin the field of cats
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Having real or fake eyelashes that are ridiculously long, thick, and full eyelashes. Lady Gaga's are fake for the most part. You can tell because sometimes they cover her eyebrows.
Holly: "Wow your make up looks great today Cheyanne."
Cheyanne: "Oh thanks, it took a long time to get these fake eyelashes on."
Holly: "Yeah they look like Lady Gaga eyelashes! Haha!"
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When you have no eyelash extensions and feel and look like a bald rat !
I have no lashes, i have eyelash extension dysmorphia 😭