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used as another word for 'suck', such as an unfortunate event happening to a person. it is a cruel and funny way to emphasize the pain of the person "failing"
person no#1: u heard about the guy that locked himself in his room and played WoW for 72 hours and died?
person # 2: fail
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A term used by impressionable morons who though claim not to conform to popular trends, still buy into more "alternative" ones simply because they are incapable of either genuinely not conforming or fitting in.
1. "Wow, I sure do fail at life."
2. "Unfortunately, my mother failed to abort me."
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Formerly used to describe the situation of not achieving the desired result in an undertaking considered to be somewhat important or monumental. In the context of performance in regards to the completion of a a test: to achieve a sub-par result, usually less than 70%.
Currently used by mindless sheep to commemorate the lack of desired intention, especially in regards to the most inconsequential of actions. No longer applies in the context of not passing a test (due to educational standards being so low that achievement of less than 70% is essentially impossible if one is not retarded).
One of the twenty words used in the "new" English language that is comprised completely of buzzwords.
Future Intellectual #1: (drops piece of paper)
Future Intellectual #2: Fail
Future Intellectual #1: Random!
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Utter and complete lack of success
HackAbuse is so much fail, it is impossible to express how much fail he is over the internet.
He is more fail than the guy who painted everything on his 4g63 eclipse
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Inviting 150 people to a party and only 2 people turning up, this leads to the two attendees having rough anal sex all night long.
Joe " i cannot believe it was just me and Rob at the party last night"
Lewis "haha, your gay. fail!'
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A usually unpleasant and uproariously funny lack of success. Usually used by teens and those idiots that hang around internet chat rooms (no one likes them).
Fail-The classic fail. Implying no success, and a heavy emphasis on idiocy and retardation.
Epic Fail-A Fail above the normal Fail. Implying even heavier emphasis on the sheer lunacy of the event.
Ultra Fail-Failing to the point of absolute horror and insanity. Only several Ultra Fails are known to be in existence today.
Teacher: Johnny, would you like to come up to the board and explain the word failure for us?
Johnny: Uh, so it's when you do stuff, and stuff happens that's bad and stuff.
Teacher: Very good! Would you please spell it for the class?
Johnny: F-A-Y-L-Y-U-R
Teacher: Please excuse me, Johnny, but you FAIL.
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