brazilian falafel

The afterproduct of cleansing one's anal region with a leaf (typically from a poison ivy plant).

Example 1:
"Bro, I forgot to pack toilet paper for the camping trip!"
"I guess you'll have to make a Brazilian Falafel."

Example 2:
Duncan was running for Cross Country when he needed to poop, he quickly made his way into the bushes and pooped, he wiped with a poison ivy leaf, and left the Brazilian Falafel, and he experienced a sensation of intense painful ticking.

Falafel muncher

Homosexual act of sucking on a partners balls. Also a general referral of homosexuality.

Did you know that Paul is a falafel muncher? Yes, I heard Wendy ask him.

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Sloppy Falafel

1) Menu item at Ramsi's Cafe on the World.

2) Performing cunnilingus on a vegan or vegetarian.

Guy to waitress: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight."

Waitress to guy: "I'd like the sloppy falafel tonight too."

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Falafel No 1

Used in Malmo city, Sweden. Term for describing a heavy track, awsome party or just a generally dope and original artistic expression with lots of flavour.

"The party was a falafel no 1!"
"Track is Falafel no 1"
"The piece is falafel no 1".

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falafel face

The face of a person with borderline personality disorder. Run away, as this person is dangerous.

Hey falafel face go take a shower.

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devil's falafel

When a man puts his balls in a girls vagina

Dude last night I gqve my girlfriend a devil's falafel.

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Reindeer Falafel

It is when one sells breast milk (which is naturally antimicrobial) to make soap so that others can bathe in one’s titty milk.

Yo, you lookin’ kinda scummy, can I offer you some reindeer falafel?