fark

"Fark isn't an acronym. The word Fark symbolizes news that is really Not News."

Fark as defined by www.fark.com

Just in. Man steals gun from police station, gets caught in the act.
Fark! Ahh haa haa.

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fark

What you say when you don't wanna say fuck.

SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!
SHUT YOUR FARKING MOUTH!

Jackass: What the fark are you doing?!
Asshole: Farking Jackasshole.
Jackasshole: GET THE FUCK OFF ME!
Jackass and Asshole: Teecha! He said the F word!
Teecha: Why the fark do you talk like that?
Innocent Bystander: What The Fark.
Innocent Bystander 2: Yeah really! Us fine gentlemen do not need those words in our-OW OW OW OW OW WHY THE FUCK DID YOU KICK ME?!!!!
Innocent Bystander: You were say-OW YOU FRIGGEN IDIOT!

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Farking

A combination of the slang words 'fuck' and 'fart', describing the practice of combining two activities that each add their own type of satisfaction.

She loved to see just how long we could keep farking back and forth.

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farking

When parking costs more than the fucking ticket. (This is how they fuck you).

The tickets to the Lakers game where free, farking was $35.00.

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farking

The act of farting during sexual intercourse...to float an air biscuit while fucking.

Last night she was totally farking me...guess we shouldn't have had mexican.

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fark

The act of accidentally getting your own cigarette smoke in your eye.

"Damnit! I farked myself."

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Farking

The act of applying makeup while driving. Men never do this unless they crossdress, which is just wrong. Many women however are found farking.

Dom: "Dude did you see that?" Mike: "See what? That hot chick?" Zack: "That hot chick, was farking bro."

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