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And you thought Moms on Facebook were bad enough...now they are on Farmville...
What's worse Moms on Farmville or global warming? What happened to the days when moms were good influences on their children. This is the dawn of the end of the world.
(On the phone with my mom)
Hey Mom! What are you doing?
Just harvesting my plants?
Oh, cool what are you planting?
Blue trees and rainbow apples.
Oh, so you're on Farmville again...
Yes and I need neighbors!
But, Mom, Farmville is for losers and Moms...
(Mom hangs up)
Dude, Moms on Farmville...
Sounds hot...i would visit their garden and harvest them anytime...
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1. A friend who you have nothing in common with except for games like farmville, cafe world, or mafia wars.
2. A person who adds you as a friend via facebook only for the sole purpose of increasing the number of neighbors in his/her farmville, or members for mafia wars.
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Joe: hey, have I ever met you someplace, you look familiar.
Mark: no, I needed more neighbors for my farmville so I requested you.
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Greg: whose Mark?
Joe: no one special. Just a farmville friend. I'm going to delete him since I'm tired of playing farmville.
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Someone who always begs for gifts and for their crops to be fertilized. Can be shortened to FarmJew.
Davina: You seen Joes fb post? She wants a tree this time.
Conrad: Yeah, what a farmville jew!
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The pasty white complexion achieved by sitting in front of the computer all day playing a farming simulation or similar games on social networking sites. This is not to be confused with a farmer's tan which is acquired from actually working in the sun.
The doctor was concerned that her pasty-white complexion was related to anemia, but it was later discovered that she simply was addicted to farmville and had a farmville tan.
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One who utilizes websites such as Swagbucks or other Search-and-Earn websites to gain digital dollars they then redeem on Paypal giftcards they then use to add Farmville dollars and coins to their account.
www.swagbucks.com/refer/Pebble
She can afford more fuel refills on her tractor, she was Farmville coining last week. Did you see her barn, too?
To attack, beat or shake someone or something smaller and or weaker than you for interrupting your gaming session.
My cat jumped in my lap during a raid so I went FarmVille on his ass.
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The worst place in the world! Cops suck, school (Longwood) sucks....just avoid it at all cost!!
Where the hell is Farmville, Virginia?
I dont know but it should stay that way!
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