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v. the act of expelling a bottom burp from one's arse.
Who's farted? That fucking stinks!
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The only reason to enter an elevator.
Person 1: Hey, lets take the stairs to my floor.
Person 2: But I have to fart.
Person 1: Ok take the elevator, I'll meet you at my room.
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a horrific wind that escapes from your...happy hole. erm, possibly toxic to canaries and other small pets.
I farted on my friend. Her funeral was two days later.
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Your body really trying to get a shit out but it CAN'T
Oh, I need to crap *FART* Oh god, I'm busting!!!!
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The act of some asshole talking shit behind your back.
Friend1 to Friend 2: "Damn!! It smells like a fart in here."
Friend 2 to Friend1:"Sorry bro", "Some asshole was talking shit behind my back again."
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A puff or loud nose coming from the anal area. Smelly and yet very amusing. Basking in the ambeince.
RJ: I totally farted the whole way here.
Tiffany: REALLY?
RJ: LIke 10 times!
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