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felch

1. To suck semen from a sexual partner's orifice following intercourse.

2. To insert a live gerbil, hamster, or other into your anus using a tube, cardboard or otherwise.

3. Something you might practice if in the intimate company of alleged felcher Richard Gere, who was apparently caught while practising definition number 2.

It is wise to trim your pet hamsters nails prior to a good felch.

by crackotfige January 8, 2005

27๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


Felch

The act into which someone sucks cum from someone's ass. Can be performed by using a straw, and sticking it in the other person's anus. You can tell if the straw is used if it has a brown ring around it.

"Dude! Someone told me, UR MOM!, so I felched their mom!"

by Hana Slaughter May 29, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž


felch

fucking someone up the ass (chick or dude) until you cum and then sucking their asshole clean

eeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww that guy just felched another guy

by kinky February 8, 2004

25๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


felching

Sucking out or licking one's seminal fluid from their partner's rectum, perhaps along with some other tasty juices and fecal treats.

Felching my dog is mmm mmm good.

by MADMarmot May 22, 2005

136๐Ÿ‘ 225๐Ÿ‘Ž


felching

sucking cum from others arse

my friend argies favourite activity with his boyfriend after he hs shot his load he sucks it from his arse with a straw

by anton March 7, 2005

87๐Ÿ‘ 140๐Ÿ‘Ž


Felch

To suck cum through a straw out of somones anus after having anal sex with them

Dave felch's his cat

by Maureenfell July 4, 2009

8๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


felching

To blow your hot, creamy load into your partner's anal orifice, then removing the aforementioned cream with your mouth, only to make out with your partner.

by Kojack September 26, 2003

63๐Ÿ‘ 104๐Ÿ‘Ž