fencing

A sport where you fall on your butt a lot off a big red wall. If you can get over this wall then you are classified as one of the 'cool list' or 'a list fencers.'

This is a REAL SPORT, no matter what people says.
Pirates like Johnny Depp CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow
You have to do conditioning...
Ex. suicides, candlesticks jump highs, sit ups, push ups, lunges..
You have to have muscles...
You have to be fast...fast reflexes
and be weird and/or foreign.

And tall.

GINORMOUS!
like a GIANT!

Also, you cannot slack off or you'll get hit by a wrench.

FENCING.
F-Freaks Future ballet dancers
E-Extreme Excersize
N-Nifty Knickers
C-Cool Socks
I-Ignoring Newbies
N-No Normal People Allowed
G-Good Reflexes

Guy 1- Hey, my parents are making me join fencing!
Girl 1- That's awesome! You get those cool socks!
Guy 1- Yeah but i have to move to England!
Girl 1- HARDCORE! I'm going there for my honeymoon!

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Fencing

VERB

A term given to the act of a Fencer
a person/people engaged in Male homosexual behavior in which the two gentlemen are using their male parts as swords

in sexual battle against each other with very arousing results.

See--Fencer NOUN

I saw two guys fencing in the park this afternoon

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fence

A fence is what you take when someone suggests that you obtained goods illegally.

Don't take a fence, but did you really pay fifteen hundred quid for an Yves St Laurent suit that doesn't fit?

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on the fence

trailer park clothes line

Cissy, Go get my clean draws hangin on that there fence

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Fence

Slang synonym for "cool", used to describe an event, an object, a person, or a feeling.

(Event): "That concert was the fence!"
(Object): "That canary yellow blouse looks so fence on you!"
(Person): "You're fence."
(Feeling): "I felt on top of the fence on that stage!"

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Fencing

An activity in which fags assmeble pretending to be athletic. Mindless drivel and shuffling across mats in order to pretend to be straight athletes. The will power to not just wack each other is amazing. However, fencing is not a sport but rather a gayer version of arts and crafts.

Fencing is not a sport

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fence

-short for when Mike said, "I'd like to see that bitch, Mary, bent over a fence while a horse fucks her."
-good, dope, clutch
-can be substituted for "thanks"

"Heh, that's fence."
"Happy Fencegiving"
"Fence for stopping by."
"Fence, line 1, line 1 is for FENCE."
"FENCE!!"

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