Fergie

An AWESOME singer who rocks ... but acts like a ... But i LOVE all her songs except London Bridge. I ESPECIALLY LOVE BIG GIRLS DONT CRY!!!!

Random person1: Heyy! Hav u heard London bridge by Fergie?

Me: EWWW!!!! OOH but i LOVE big girls dont cry!!!

The same person from the begining (random person1): Yeah i love that song too!!! To hell with London bridge

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Fergie

Corrupt and a massive cheat. He remote-controls opponents, referees and governing bodies. Never honestly won a single trophy, Howard Wilkinson has won more league titles legally and legitimately without cheating. Piss-scared of King Kenny and the mighty LFC.

"Slurguson, Ferguson, Fergie, give everyone else a chance, please. Stop your corruption, stop remote-controlling Howard Webb".

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Fergie

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

"Fergie is so fire!"
"Omg yes!"
"She should make more music."

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do a Fergie

Definition: Pissing your pants. Wetting yourself. (During a 2005 performance with the Black Eyed Peas. Fergie explained that she was rushing to get onstage and had no time to visit the lavatory and pissed her pants).

Examples:

Jo: I cant find a toilet.
Jason: Just do a Fergie.

I was so drunk, I did a Fergie.

I couldn't find a toilet in time, so I did a Fergie.

I was in the pool and did a Fergie.

I was swimming in the ocean, so I did a Fergie.

Fergie's Watch

A timepiece that runs contrary to the laws of physics.

If your football team is winning after 90 minutes your watch actually runs faster than the referee's. The other teams coach hs a watch that runs slower. And the referee's runs like crap whether your winning or losing. This is Fergie's Watch.

Dirty Fergie

Is when you crap in a toilet that has yet to be installed or is just being stored.

After my brother poured a coke on my head at my nephews 1st bithday party,I went into his garage and left a dirty fergie in his future throne.

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Fergie

The woman who looks sexy as hell in the music video for "My Humps" by the Black Eyed Peas.

*me watching the music video for "My Humps" and sees Fergie's ass*

Me: *spits out drink* DAYUUUM!!!!!!

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