Definition: A person that will make you laugh till you pee, stay by your side through good and bad, makes your issues his issues all without expecting or asking anything in return.
I didn’t think I could of gotten through a rough patch in my life but God sent me a Jeffrey Fernandez and now I am stress free
The opposite of a dirty Sanchez, when one inserts ones own finger into ones anal cavity and proceeds to wipe it under said individuals nose. A very common term amongst Americans in Sweden.
One lonely night Danny decided to add to his nightly routine of his sad self gratification by giving himself a dirty fernandez and crying himself to sleep.anusfingerasslonelylip
Won the award for biggest asshole 2019.
Ugh, it's Joe Fernandez
the sexiest guy who everyone thinks he doesn't get pussy but secretly he gets more than everyone
Bill: hey, did you see matias fernandez?
Amanda: Yeah, he gets major pussy
Bill: No he doesn't
Amanda: Yeah, he has gotten with every girl in the school!
Made a movie about a thing that is actually happening to a GUY right now. But makes it about women. And how hard it is for WOMEN. And not MEN. Who the thing she made the movie about is actually happening to.
Hym "Dani Fernandez clearly want to be a part of the brand so... There. Find her. Go watch the movie. You'll see what I'm talking about."
Enzo Fernandez simply means someone who rules wherever he finds himself.
Cole Palmer came to Chelsea and became an Enzo-Fernandez
Yuzuru hanyus bestie king
An ice skater from Spain
He's cool and talented
Me: Javier fernandez
People: yes