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Rare STD for penguins that causes them to bleed out of their assholes and their ears instead of their pussies when on their periods
Rare STD for penguins that causes them to bleed out of their assholes and their ears instead of their pussies when on their periods
Aggressively twerking in daddy jigs face while high off cocaine while having a threesome with a midget
“Hey…wanna get jiggy for daddy figgy tonight?”
“Did you get jiggy with daddy figgy last night ;)?”
A figgy pop is when a male inserts a semi-hard, half-flacid, or chubby penis into the orifice of his choosing.
“How’d that one night stand go?”
“Not well, I had to figgy pop her.”
A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
My girlfriend has figgy-twat.
Alex: I got a new spiderman figgi for my birthday!
John: you get soany figures they are piling up.