Rare STD for penguins that causes them to bleed out of their assholes and their ears instead of their pussies when on their periods
Figgy is a descriptive adjective for anything, entirely based on the tone in which you use it
Get figgy with it!
Dude, I'm feeling figgy today.
Ugh, that test was so figgy.
Let's change the topic of conversation, it's getting figgy.
A figgy pop is when a male inserts a semi-hard, half-flacid, or chubby penis into the orifice of his choosing.
“How’d that one night stand go?”
“Not well, I had to figgy pop her.”
Aggressively twerking in daddy jigs face while high off cocaine while having a threesome with a midget
“Hey…wanna get jiggy for daddy figgy tonight?”
“Did you get jiggy with daddy figgy last night ;)?”
A figgy twat is a fictional vaginal disease with the inside of the vagina, as well as the surrounding exterior tissue, resembling that of the flesh of a fig, seeds and all. If u wish to call it dead wasp pussy, or if you would prefer to call it pollywog egg pussy, go right ahead.
My girlfriend has figgy-twat.