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When a one night stand makes a point to tell you they have a family with an open relationship before sex.
I enjoyed a Reverse Seared Filet last night, and I'm not sure how I feel about it.
It's a Mcdonald's Filet-O-Fish sandwich with 5 fish patties, which when stacked on top of each other make the Filet-O-Fishzilla Sandwich!
I just caught a Filet-O-Fishzilla!
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"we're having Filet-O-Fish night on Friday, cause we can't eat meat." - Mom
"YAY!" - kids
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A disorder that affects a select few. It is cause by a lack of protein, found only in Filet Mignon, in the brain. Those who suffer from this disorder can see a decrease in productivity if a suitable amount of Filet Mignon is not ingested.
Side effects may include a level of grumpiness, shortened temper, and boisterousness.
The office ordered lunch for all employees, but failed to account for John's Filet Mignonitis. The office suffered greatly for this over-site.
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Euphemism for sex. Getting absolutely railed. Dicked down.
He came over last night and had me face down, ass up. He really knows how to filet my stuff.
She told me to come over and filet my stuff. So I’m out brooohhhh.
I told him to filet my stuff and now my twat looks like a punched lasagna.
It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.
“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”
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Eight finger filet- it is when a girl or guy gets all eight tenticals of an octapus in there ass or pussy
Bob got an eight finger filet yesterday.
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