When you decide to go to sauna with your gf while your having hangover. In sauna you throw up and make your gf clean the mess by eating it.
"Maaan, i heard your gf enjoys finnish pancakes, how can that be?"
"Well she gets awesome sex afterwords."
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When you stick your nutsack in a girl's ear while fingering her in the anus and pussy.
I gave a Finnish Potato yesterday.
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1. When a person is suicidal, but not brave enough to hold a gun to their head, and so decides too wear all dark clothing and walk along the shoulder on a busy road when it's dark out. Bonus stupidity points awarded if it is also snowing and/or raining.
2. Those persons who are under the impression that they are ninjas and do the above mentioned nighttime road walking in dark cloths. You are not a ninja. You can be killed.
I just about had a heart attack! I hate Finnish suicides! At least wear a white hoody or something!
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when one applies a great helping of tooth paste to the index finger and swipes it down an ass-crack thus creating a sensation of ecstasy and tingling to the user (and often times applier). it was once used for ceremonial purposes to prevent the condition known as "dank ass", but now has devolved into a type of hygienic fetish.
fred pleased his lover, sally, by performing a Finnish card-swipe.
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It's when a girl is giving you a footjob with skates on her feet and you then cum super-hard as a result!
Bro 1: Dude, what did you and your Finnish girlfriend Anna do last night?
Bro 2: BROOO!! She gave me a Finnish Finish, it was sooo intense! I came right on her face!
*Fist-bump between the bros*
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The time of night, Usually 12am-3am when your alone and have nothing to do, you play Finnish folk music very loudly mainly the Finnish folk song SΓ€kkijΓ€rven Polka
I'm home alone , and it real Finnish Hours my comrades.
A hand job were the giver covers their hand in rubbing alcohol before setting it on fire. The giver must then jerk the male off until completion, or third degree burns set in.
"oh yeah it was sick! He let me do the Finnish Glove Dragon on them!"
"Really?"
"Yeah it was fun until he had to go to the hospital with 3rd degree burns"