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Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.
They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.
FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon
Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).
FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.
Girl 1: I just want some coffee....
FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).
Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!
FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)
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when you cum ing a girls mouth, who you just met, but right before she swallows you whisper in her ear i have syphilis and watch her spit it everywhere
tom gave jane a fire breathing snow dragon on their first last date
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A flaming shit that spews out of your asshole after consumption of a particularly spicy or Asian meal, which literally chars the rim of your asshole.
Nick: "How you feelin' Houston?"
Houston: "Terrible, I have 3rd degree burns from that 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shit' that I took this morning!"
Nick: "Fuck dude, I hope you feel better, I hate 'Chinese New Year Dragon Fire Shits'." I had to get asshole replacement surgery last month after one of those.. Fuck China Dynasty!"
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wen two guys get get naked during sprinkles from fire and start flapping around like a fish and jacking off eachothwr so cum become part of sprinkler
man me and jonny really fire alarm dragon ed all over the elderly home
Jumping from a high point doing 3 back-flip perfectly landing the dick in the Vagina and cuming
Omg Dude Carl is Going for the Triple Back-flip Ultimate Dragon Fire
a guy drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce and a pepper and a burrito with beans then poops in a girls mouth and tickles her till it comes out of her nose
“my boyfriend fire dragon me
so hard last night”
When you ejaculate blood out of the penis
I’m a fire spitting dragon when I ejaculate.