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An act in which you shit on your partners chest, light it on fire, and give her a golden shower until the fire is out
Melvin: Dude I gave your mom the Boston Firefighter last night
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it happens when you're in da middle of climax, (u have 2b on the top, otherwise it can not happen "pendejos")then when u r about to cum, take out ur cock, grab a lighter and make a fire on her hairy pussy, then u spit ur baby yoghurt to stop the fire and ur girl has to say OH SHIT!! U´RE MY FUCKIN HERO!!!
yesterday i was feeling a lil bit useless, so i call my sexpartner and we did the firefighter superhero, man! she was so fuckin proud of me!!
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Is when you rip of your pubes and insert them in the girls mouth, after this, you light the pubes on fire, MAKE SURE the bitch screams, then you jizz on the pubes to extinguish the fire, once this is done, the girl will say "OH, HONEY YOU SAVED MY LIFE!" Then you say, "DAMN RIGHT BITCH"
Then you simply just fuck the shit out of her.
Your exotic firefighter last night was extremely flamboyant!
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Someone who spends time in forums or on Facebook criticizing fire departments or fire service personnel and how they operate. If from a busier Dept, this person usually, if placed in the same situation as those he's criticizing, would have done the same exact thing. If from a slower Dept, this person probably hasn't ridden fire apparatus in years or at all. More frequently, this person is from a department that is relatively slow compared to the one he's criticizing. This person sometimes has a pile of certificates certifying him to perform duties that he could never do given the opportunity.
Michael says that Company "A" puts too many people in harms way. However, most company "A" personnel have reset their pagers for more fires than Michael has ever been to. Company "A" also has a great safety record. Michael probably works at radio shack and rides an ambulance more often than fire trucks, if at all. Michael is a nationally certified Forum Firefighter.
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A person whose generosity derives from Batman era comics.
He is such a Fred the firefighter he makes me want to be Robin.
A firefighter is someone that we all admire. Usually this is occupation is similar to police officers only firefighters are better looking, stronger, faster, smarter, and eat box on the reg. it is offensive to firefighters to confuse them with police officers as 10 times out of 10 firefighters are superior in every aspect.
Me: I'm not good enough to be a firefighter :(
Steve: me neither, then let's be cops!
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A woman who is straight up, 100% a badass motherfucker! She does the job better than the men and makes a set of bunkers look damn good! She saves lives, pulls people from fires, drownings, car accidents, and can give a fuck less if she breaks a nail or what her hair looks like because no matter what she's still a fucking badass in bunker gear. She walks through a rocking structure fire with fire hoses blazing, kicks fires ass with a smile on her face. The day females stepped into a set of bunker gear is the day the Devil felt fear for he knew hell was in danger of being taken over and put the fuck out
Female firefighters sure can rock a set of bunker gear like a BOSS!
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