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A fictional character, made of a folded up sandwich bag with a face drawn on it, many of these have been created, all but one were destroyed
Hey guys look, it’s Flaccid Stanley
The act of taking a limp dick and smacking a girl across the face until your dick is pink or the color of a salmon.
Kyle: Man i gave her a real good flaccid salmon last night
An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.
The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.
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Group of middle aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who ride together on an irregular basis and then enter into ‘Race’ events to see who can finish last.
Flaccid Roosters - Team-Half-a-Bar (aka Fanta Pants & Geordie) - a two man male team of Mountain Bike riders who couldn't put together a strategy good enough to beat a team with a disabled rider!
Team Flaccid Roosters - bunch of old soft cocks
Taking a mirror selfie with a rondom on your flaccid jawn.
This chick wasn’t into to me until I sent her a Flaccid Renfrew.
When the passenger of a moving vehicle rolls down the window and pulls his/her flaccid penis out letting it flap in the wind. This is accompanied with a salute to signify your patriotism and appreciation for freedom.
Steve was riding along on the Interstate when a Ted Nugent song came on. At this point he decided it was only appropriate to bust out The Flaccid Patriot.
To masturbate aggressively with a flaccid penis.
Nick : I wanked so much yesterday, in the end, I was just flaccid beating. I battered it silly.
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