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A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.
Human Fleshlight
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Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.
Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!
Post exercise consumption- optional.
I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!
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Masturbating with a tube of fresh, ground pork sausage. Provides that incredible skin to skin feel.
Performed first by cutting an end off the sausage tube exposing the moist pink meat. Then, carefully hollowing out a small canal in the middle of the tube and setting this spare meat aside. After that, slide the tube down over the erect, turgid penis and work that throbbing knob by maneuvering the meat tube up and down the shaft vigorously until climax.
As with all raw meats, please practice appropriate food safety.
The sausage, while likely to look like a ragged whore’s pussy when done, may be saved and served for a extra hearty breakfast if desired.
My pubes were filled with raw sausage after I did the Jimmy Dean fleshlight last night but it was so lifelike I’m going to do it again tonight. The Kroger had it on sale BOGO.
when a male/female sticks the opposite end of a fleshlight in their anus, and lets a male fuck the shit out of the fleshlight.
Tayer: Hey Zach wanna come over I got a new fleshlight!!!!
Zach: As long as you let me reverse fleshlight assfuck you!
Tayer: Okay!!!!!!!
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Person 1:- Are you thinking of marrying your girlfriend, settling down and having kids?
Person 2:- No, I think of her more of a self cleaning fleshlight.
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An additional burrito added to ones order for the sole purpose of fucking it.
Tim would always order three regular burritos, and then an extra filled with warm avocados and refried beans for the Mexican Fleshlight®, aka the kicker.
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A Fleshlight cum-sucker is a guy who likes to suck the cum out of other guys' Fleshlights.
There are a few Fleshlight cum-suckers who live with us in this pod, 'cause I went to use mine, and it was licked clean!
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