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Florence, Arizona is a town where everyone is mentally ill. Most people live in broken down homes, and pretty much everyone there is a drug addict and/or criminal.
Mark: "hey we're thinking about moving to florence arizona."
Ann: "alright cool but don't cry to me when you get raped."
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Florence and the machine is an indie/alternative/experimental british band.
Florence Welch is the namesake of the band and is often described as having a sensational voice which is very true. The machine is her backing band, with Tom Monger as her harper and Isabella Summers as the keybordist, along with four other positions in the machine that are filled in permantly. Their first single was Kiss with a fist, the second was Dog days are over, the third was Rabbit heart(raise it up) the fourth was Drumming song, the fifth was You've got the love, the sixth was Hurricane drunk. Dog days was was re-released as the next single. It is believed that cosmic love is her next single.
The bands first ep was Lots of love, lots blood, with Kiss with a fist and Are you hurting the one you love.
The bands first album was "lungs". The regular edition has 13 tracks, and there is an U.S. edition version with a dvd with six videos. there is also mutliple versions of the deluxe version.
Florence and the machine is a very talented band and the U.S. should really listen to herl
Florence won the critics choice award at the Brit awards 2009 and Mastercard best album award at the brit awards 2010.
They have also won lots of other awards.
Flofan: Did you hear Florence and the Machine's album
"lungs"
person: Not yet, but I heard she won best album at the brit
awards
Flo Fan: you should check her out
several hours later
Person: Your right'! Florence is a good singer, no wonder
she won best album!
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Someone who likes nature meaning they like being outside, no matter the weather. No one can make them go inside
Oh look there’s Florence hill outside
The ultimate jail for the most violent offenders. It can also describe years like 2020, 2022, and 2024.
El Chapo is serving life in ADX Florence.
Visiting Florence...
I'm sure you'll have a lot of fun, because there's tons you can do in this town.
This place is special. So special, in fact, that few people on the globe have ever heard of it.
And few people actually live here. We have so much traffic because people are constantly passing though to somewhere else; We are the halfway point between NYC and Miami. Wonderful, right?!
When people do come here, it's because we are known for having an amazing Wal-Mart.
We have some great restaurants. We just got a new Golden Corral, and a new Burger King. Now that's what we really needed. Thank the lord for these places, because now we've got variety! Who doesn't love all kinds of fried food?
You'll love the weather. It's hot and humid, so you don't have to buy a jacket. You could go out with nothing on, and you still wouldn't need one. Plus, it rains and storms seven days a week! Who doesn't love a good storm?
And thank goodness we have warm weather, because on a good day, you can fry an egg on the sidewalk.
No one wants to go to a mall thats huge and has lots of stores, so you'll love our mall. There's hardly anything there!
It'll good we're all on the same page. We all have the same point of view on everything, so you don't have to worry about an argument. Here everyone is the same, so there's little conflict. What could be better than that? :).
"I hate people that don't have the same point of view as me! I hate living in this place where everyone is different!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"It's so cold outside; I can't take it!"
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I hate this mall! It's two stories and has way too many stores."
"Move to Florence, SC and you'll never have to worry about that again."
"I want to move to a place with variety, kind people, nice restaurants, and good weather. Where should I go?" "Definitely Florence, SC! ;)"
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The singer of Florence and the Machine, she has a wonderful voice and B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L red hair! She is totally awesome.
Do you know who Florence Welch is?
Yeah! I love Florence and the Machine!
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An extremely homosexual person. Popularly abbreviated to bufty.
'You are such a bufty florence'
Guy 1: 'Oh man I was so wasted last night I almost got with a dude'
Guy 2: 'Man you would've been a serious bufty florence.'
'OI, BUFTY FLORENCE'
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